简单英文笑话带翻译

　　简单英文笑话带翻译一：

　　Jackfeelloffhisbicycleandgothurt.Abeautifulyoungnurseaskedhimtofillforms.Jackfinishedthemandgavethemback.Anythingelse?Thenurseasked.Yes,Jackthinksforawhileandsaid,I\'mabachelor.

　　简单英文笑话带翻译二：

　　Ifyoukissher,youarenotagentleman吻她吧，不够君子

　　Ifyoudon't,youarenotaman不吻吧，不象汉子

　　Ifyoupraiseher,shethinksyouarelying夸她吧，说你欺骗

　　Ifyoudon't,youaregoodfornothing不夸吧，说你笨蛋

　　Ifyouagreetoallherlikes,sheisabusing顺她吧，说你气管炎

　　Ifyoudon't,youarenotunderstanding不顺吧，不善解人

　　Ifyoumakeromance,youarean'experiencedman'太浪漫，疑你老练

　　Ifyoudon'tyouarehalfaman太规矩，魅力不足

　　Ifyouvisithertoooften,shethinksitisboring常看她，招她厌烦

　　Ifyoudon't,sheaccusesyouofdoublecrossing少去点，怨你猎艳

　　Ifyouarewelldressed,shesaysyouareaplayboy穿得好，说你花心

　　Ifyoudon't,youareadullboy邋遢些，缺个心眼

　　Ifyouarejealous,shesaysit'sbad吃醋吧，你太狭隘

　　Ifyoudon't,shethinksyoudonotloveher大度点，说你不爱

　　Ifyouattemptaromance,shesaysyoudidn'trespecther求欢吧，不够尊重

　　Ifyoudon't,shethinksyoudonotlikeher安分吧，不够爱宠

　　Ifyouareaminutelate,shecomplainsit'shardtowait你晚了，她等得烦

　　Ifsheislate,shesaysthat'sagirl'sway她晚了，女孩特权

　　简单英文笑话带翻译三：

　　ASoldier'sBrilliantIdeaMr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoundallofthemhadalreadyhadbeentakenexceptforone.Therewasasoldiersittingintheseatbesidethisone,andMr.Robinsonwassurprisedthathehadnottakentheonebythewindow;but,anyhow,heatoncewenttowardsit.Whenhereachedit,however,hesawthattherewasanoticeonit.Itwaswrittenininkandsaid,Thisseatispreservedforproperloadbalance,thankyou.MrRobinsonhadneverseensuchanunusualnoticeinaplanebefore,buthethoughtthattheplanemustbecarryingsomethingparticularlyheavyinit,sohewalkedonandfoundanotheremptyseat,notbesideawindow,tositin.Twoorthreepeopletriedtositinthewindowseatbesidethesoldier,buttheytooreadthenoticeandwenton,whentheplanewasnearlyfull,averybeautifulgirlhurriedintotheplane.Thesoldier,whowaswatchingthepassengerscomingin,quicklytookthenoticeofftheseatbesidehimselfandinthiswaysucceededinhavingthecompanyofthegirlduringthewholetrip.

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